Handing out this original (and highly contextualized) paraphrase of Exodus 20:1-20 to our junior varsity pitchers today:
“And Coach spoke all these words: ‘I am the Coach your Teacher, who brought you out of the dugout, out of the land of the bullpen.
1. You shall not lose control—mentally, physically, or emotionally.
2. You shall not make for yourself a mess by falling behind counts or walking batters. You shall not drag or work at a slow pace; for I, the Coach your Teacher, am a just Coach, punishing the pitchers for the sin of not throwing strikes through the third or fourth inning, but showing mound time up to a full seven innings to those who love pitching and care about the strike zone.
3. You shall not misuse a pitch in the wrong spot or in the wrong situation, for the Coach will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his pitches.
4. Remember your fielders by throwing strikes. Three balls you are allowed to do all your work, but three strikes is a Sabbath for the Coach your Teacher. With them, you shall not wear out your team, neither you, nor your infielders or outfielders, nor your parents or fans, nor your girlfriends or wannabe girlfriends, nor the scout within your gates. For with three strikes in mind the Coach made the decision and the line-up, the fielding positions, and all who are in them, but he rested on the fact that you are going to make good pitches. Therefore the Coach trusts you to throw strikes so the team can make outs.
5. Honor your umpires and your officials, so that you may live long on the mound the Coach your Teacher is giving you.
6. You shall not waste pitches.
7. You shall not walk the lead-off hitter.
8. You shall not allow runners to steal on you.
9. You shall not allow the opposing team to score the inning after we score.
10. You shall not covet your teammate’s velocity. You shall not covet your teammate’s curveball, or his changeup or slider, his two-seam or four-seam, or any pitch that your teammate throws.’
When the pitchers saw the thunder and lightning and heard ‘Play ball!’ and saw the mound in smoke, they trembled with fear. They stayed at a distance and said to the catcher, ‘Speak to us yourself and we will listen. But do not have Coach speak to us or we will die.’ The catcher said to the pitchers, ‘Do not be afraid. Coach has come to test you, so that the fear of Coach will be with you to keep you from throwing balls.’”
Hoping this gets the point across. In the meantime, if you're a fan of both baseball and the Bible, you might enjoy this from a few years back: Moses at the Bat.