A beautiful day for a long walk on the Sourdough Trail.
To the older woman who cleverly whispered to us in passing that there was an Animal Patrol officer on the trail (on a Sunday?) to get us to leash Peaches (I had the leash but had forgotten her collar), well-played.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you try that stunt again, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will let my dog lick you to her heart’s content.