Things I Have Absolutely No Desire to Do

Not sure why, but this category (and the entries below) popped into my mind today:

• Shoot and post videos to YouTube

• Work retail this (or any) time of the year

• Read music magazines

• Get overly-excited about Mizzou being number one

• Buy a house

• Grade papers

• Argue theology for the sake of arguing theology

• Endorse a presidential candidate

• Shave (again)

• Think about I-64/40 shutting down in a month or so for a whole year

• Write a paper codifying my thoughts on the emerging church (due Friday)

• Get a cell phone

• Become a church elder

I'm sure the list could continue indefinitely, but I'll stop for now. Any you'd add?